WE GOT HIM!

TS

Well folks, the Twins struck it big this week by signing Rondell...I mean Craig Monroe from the Chicago Cubs. I think that we have already been through this one before.

Twin's selling points for Craig Monroe: he has a lifetime average of .256.
What it really means: He hit .219 last year, and was a bum for the Tigers so they traded him to the Cubs (where he also was a bum).
Selling point: If healthy, he may prove to be the jump start to the offense.
What it really means: He was injured all last year
Selling point: Monroe may have been a free agent next month.
What it means: Bill Smith is an idiot. He gave up a prospect for Monroe, when he could have got him for free next month.

Sum it up: We have a new Randell White. Don't hold your breath. When are we going to get our new Lew Ford?